Want to set up your squirt brother? Simple: just pretend to be enjoying a lazy scootch in the warm Arizona grass. It won't take long.
You see? Here he comes. I just keep scootching, pretending not to notice.
Now the trick is to act like I'm sleeping so I can lure him in even further!
Yep, I've got him now! To encourage his attack, I give a little resistance!
Ready for the grand finale? I give him a mighty shove with my back legs, flip him over and . . .
remind him - once again - that maturity and experience will always overcome youth and ignorance.