It's my birthday, it's my birthday! I get treats and goodies and presents!
I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, Olly, but there's something else that comes with your 1st birthday and here it is . . .
Your Puppy License has now expired and it can't be renewed! Ha! Ha!
Yeah, well . . . okay . . . fine. Uh . . . what does that mean, Esa?
It means you gotta grow up! It means you need to stop hopping around acting stupid, you gotta stop picking on me, and you gotta start behaving in a genteel manner! THAT's what it means!
You mean I gotta act refined and cultured and polite and civilized? ACKKK!!
That's right, big boy! And I want to see some genteel behavior right now!
Uh . . . somethin' tells me that my famous Inverted Headlock Slam isn't what she means by genteel behavior.